Writing in the Kings Arms

So, I'm writing at the hotel again. Sadly, the portraits of royalty have vanished during its refit, but the atmosphere is great and the staff are really nice. I hope I can afford to come here often. I'm writing about Michael, now captured by the Devon police force and accused of gun smuggling, is being interviewed by Lady Edwina.This should be fun. She's a bitch. I like bitches... although, how can cougar's be bitches? She's certainly not a dog. Anyway, she's a rich cougar-bitch and she's angry.