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The Witch of Tunbridge Wells
Copyright © 2018 Lyrics & Music, Martyn Adams. All rights reserved.
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Verse 1 (Twice – first time acapella)
Flowers on cotton and butterflies on silk
Frilly little neckline on skin fresh as milk
My heart has been taken to a place old and dark
By a girl with the cold eyes... of a dead Mako shark 

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Verse 2
We walk and we talk, and share a lover's bed
I'm caught in her spell, like a fly in a web
It's the price I have paid, to get myself laid
Now the witch has a toy boy... and I'm very, very afraid

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Chorus
The girl who wears bluebells, the bitch from Seven Hells
She's the Witch, the Witch of Tunbridge Wells
I'm caught in her spell, and I'm headed for Hell
For the Witch, the Witch of Tunbridge Wells
I'm a fool... <you're a fool...>… Falling... for the Witch, the Witch of Tunbridge Wells
I'm a fool... <you're a fool...>… Falling... for the Witch, the Witch of Tunbridge Wells

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Verse 3
She'll caress like a chainsaw slicing through bread
Enjoys the night-time, dancing with the dead
She rides like a panther astride a gazelle
And prefers the company... of her lovers from Hell

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Chorus (No backing, Just clap and sing)
The girl who wears bluebells, the bitch from Seven Hells
She's the Witch, the Witch of Tunbridge Wells
I'm caught in her spell, and I'm headed for Hell
For the Witch, the Witch of Tunbridge Wells

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Chorus (Full Welly)
The girl who wears bluebells, the bitch from Seven Hells
She's the Witch, the Witch of Tunbridge Wells
I'm caught in her spell, and I'm headed for Hell
For the Witch, the Witch of Tunbridge Wells 

 

Outro
I'm a fool...<you're a fool...>... Falling... for the Witch, the Witch of Tunbridge Wells
I'm a fool...<you're a fool...>... Falling... for the Witch, the Witch of Tunbridge Wells
I'm a fool...<you're a fool...>... Falling... for the Witch, the Witch of Tunbridge Wells
I'm a fool...<you're a fool...>... Falling... for the Witch, the Witch of Tunbridge Wells
 

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